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#7

Best Method of Disposal?

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    Have you seen how much trash I can fit in one of those Glad ForceFlex bags?
    These are the finer details I don’t care to think about.
    Are you kidding me? I’m hiring a cleaner to take care of the messy details.
    Maybe one of those barrels they use on Breaking Bad? Those guys seem to know what they’re doing.

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#8

So what's your perfect alibi?

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  • I was at my mom’s. She’ll vouch for me no questions asked.

  • Hanging with my stoner friends. They’ll probably think I was there anyway.

  • Self-defense. That one always works… right?

  • Uhhh I’m pretty good at this. No alibi necessary!

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#9

Now that that’s over with, how are we getting away?

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  • My car obviously. Just… act… normal…

  • Private jet. I flee with style.

  • Public transportation. Blend in with the other weirdos.

  • I don’t know. This was a mistake. Help.

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#10

Where do you choose to start your new life?

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  • New life? Psh what are you talking about? I’m fine here.

  • Prison, probably.

  • Take me to Antarctica. I’m getting as far away as possible.

  • Mexico City. Most populated city in the world. It’ll be like finding a needle in a haystack.

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#11

How are you getting the cops off your tail?

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  • Turn myself in. I can’t deal with the grief!

  • Cops? What cops? No one saw anything, okay?!

  • Call 911 from the last working payphone in the US. Give them a false tip.

  • Rough it in the Appalachians somewhere for a few months. You never saw me.

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#12

You’re caught. Now what?

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  • Start killing people on the inside. Those are easier to get away with.

  • Not sure… they put me in this straight jacket. What are my options?

  • Strategically take over the prison economy and become #1 inmate.

  • Plan my escape!

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