Try To Last a Week in the Wilderness with Shia LaBeouf

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He’s dreamy, he’s talented, and boy is he intense. We’ve laughed and loved with Shia LaBeouf in so many movies from Holes to Transformers, but how well can you say you really know him? Enough to trust him as your partner for a week in the wilderness?

The wild is not a place for the weak at heart.Show More

The wild is not a place for the weak at heart. It takes brains, strength, and skill. Shia LaBeouf is confident he has what it takes to navigate from a mysterious drop point to get you out of the danger zone, back to the safety of civilization. The only question that remains is if you have what it takes to keep up with this daredevil and tester of the human spirit.

But you know what you’re doing, right? You’ve handled yourself in many tough situations before, and you know that you are capable enough to handle a land that’s biting and cruel. Now, you wonder, can you handle Shia LaBeouf?

Find out now by taking this quiz. In the words of Shia himself, “DO IT!”

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Before you embark on this wilderness quest, Shia offers you one item to bring along. What do you choose?

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Obviously - A Lighter
Duh - an Axe!
Have to prepare for the worst - First Aid Book
Shelter - A Tent

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You start your journey, but soon come to the bottom of a huge cliff. Shia wants to go through a small dark tunnel at the base. How do you respond to this plan?

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Follow him into the tunnel! It’s Shia LaBeouf! His crazy impulses and lack of judgment is just what we need to make it out here.
Wait here while he explores it. If Shia wants to risk his life in some dark cave, he is free to do so. But I’m not going near that death trap.
Persuade him to climb up the cliff instead. If we can get to a higher viewpoint, we’ll have a much better chance of survival!
Convince him to go back the way we came. We need to work smarter, not harder. There must be a better option.

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Things seem to be going well until BAM! Shia LaBeouf falls into a hole! What do you do?

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Don’t panic! Start looking around for some rope or a tree branch to help lift him out.
Shout encouragement at him from above as he maneuvers in ways only Shia could to acrobat his way out on his own.
Jump in the hole yourself. You’re strong enough to give him a boost AND boost yourself back out of there!
Start building a fire to call for attention and find aid. He could’ve broken his ankle falling down that hole!

You find a way to continue on, but it's been hours since you last ate. What do you turn to for fuel?

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Try my luck catching a fish.
Straight to the bugs, great protein!
Fashion some traps and wait for food to come to me.
Not breaking my vegetarian diet for this, forage on unknown berries.

You see a flash in the sky! Shia gets excited, he claims it must be Bumblebee coming to help! What do you say to him?

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“HALLELUJAH! Way to go, Shia. That is totally our ticket out of here”
“Shia? This is real. Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, none of them are coming to save us, I’m sorry…”
“Get yourself together, Shia! Whatever that thing is, it isn’t friendly, we need to be prepared for the worst.”
“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… I’m stuck in the wilderness with a crazy man…”
“Yeaaaa…. That’s right Shia, it’s ‘BUMBLEBEE’. Uh, now let’s just continue on finding our way out of here.”
“Huh. Method actor, right?”

While you were lost in thought, you lost Shia... He is your only life line. How are you going to get him back?

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Climb the tallest tree and scan the horizon for him, once you find him, run there!
Stay put. Everybody knows staying in one place is the only way to get found when you are lost.
Shout! Make noise! “SHIIIIIIIAAAAA?!!”
Do a “Shia Dance”. Like a rain dance, and the only sure way to attract an anomaly like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tlKbUuLSgs

Finally, a break in the woods! You come to a deserted beach, what is the first thing you do?

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Take all my clothes off and head for a relaxing dip in the water!
Scan the perimeter for threats.
Turn back around, if I stop here, I won’t get up again.
Beg Shia to leave you here so you can survive in peace.

It is getting dark, and starting to get colder. You do not have much in the way of warm clothes. How are you planning on surviving the night?

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Wrap myself with twigs and branches for extra insulation.
Sleep is for the weak. If I keep moving, I’ll stay warm.
Dig myself a hole and hope keeping my body in a small space will keep it heated.
Cuddling. It’s the only way we’re going to survive. I am going to cuddle with Shia LaBeouf.

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After days of dehydration and hunger, you notice Shia becoming delusional. He accuses you of stealing the last of the food! How do you respond?

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“After all we’ve been through?? How could you think something like that about me?!”
“You’re crazy, Shia. I know it. The world knows it. You know it!”
“I ate it! I’m sorry! I was just sooooo HUNGRY. Please forgive me.”
“We’re dehydrated Shia. We just need to stick to a plan. You’ve got to trust me.”
“Hey. I would never lie to you. I’m your partner, Shia. I’m gonna see this through with you.”
“I’ve got more muscle mass than you, Shia. I needed the protein. But don’t worry, I’ll go hunt something to make up for it!”

So far you have survived on foraged bugs and berries, but you are thirsty. REAL THIRSTY. Shia points out a murky swamp and claims your body is strong enough to filter the water through sheer willpower. Do you drink it?

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I knew he was intense. I didn’t know he was THIS intense. No way am I letting that green muck near me.
My body is in the best shape of my life, I can survive even drinking this.
I can go thirsty for another day, I’ll let Shia drink it first and if he’s still alive tomorrow, maybe I’ll back track.
I think I’ll just sit here and watch as the parasites eat Shia’s brain until he’s even crazier than he is now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgjgRUNv_C0

You have been walking on your own for awhile now, you realize Shia is nowhere to be seen and frantically call out for him. Suddenly he appears BEHIND YOU and stares deep into your eyes. What happens next?

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Kiss him! Then keep walking like nothing happened.
Run for your life!

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You see the light! The trials of the wilderness are almost over! How do you say goodbye to Shia?

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I’m definitely asking him for his number. We would totally hang out in the city.
Fist bump. And get back to civilization and far away from the wild man as fast as possible!
Share a deep look, and a hug that lasts a little too long. Then silently go your separate ways.

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Before you embark on this wilderness quest, Shia offers you one item to bring along. What do you choose?

You start your journey, but soon come to the bottom of a huge cliff. Shia wants to go through a small dark tunnel at the base. How do you respond to this plan?

Things seem to be going well until BAM! Shia LaBeouf falls into a hole! What do you do?

You find a way to continue on, but it's been hours since you last ate. What do you turn to for fuel?

You see a flash in the sky! Shia gets excited, he claims it must be Bumblebee coming to help! What do you say to him?

While you were lost in thought, you lost Shia... He is your only life line. How are you going to get him back?

Finally, a break in the woods! You come to a deserted beach, what is the first thing you do?

It is getting dark, and starting to get colder. You do not have much in the way of warm clothes. How are you planning on surviving the night?

After days of dehydration and hunger, you notice Shia becoming delusional. He accuses you of stealing the last of the food! How do you respond?

So far you have survived on foraged bugs and berries, but you are thirsty. REAL THIRSTY. Shia points out a murky swamp and claims your body is strong enough to filter the water through sheer willpower. Do you drink it?

You have been walking on your own for awhile now, you realize Shia is nowhere to be seen and frantically call out for him. Suddenly he appears BEHIND YOU and stares deep into your eyes. What happens next?

You see the light! The trials of the wilderness are almost over! How do you say goodbye to Shia?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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