Take This Squeaky Clean Cursing Quiz & We’ll Match You With A Perfect Afterlife As Seen On The Good Place

Do you believe in Heaven or Hell? Nirvana? The blank, black nothingness that is death’s cold embrace? Whatever the case, NBC’s hit show The Good Place has answers for your other worldly questions. Namely, “Where do we go when we die?” The simple answer: it depends on what kind of person you were on Earth. The long answer: everybody’s idea of paradise, torture, and mediocrity are totally different and that also… drum roll, please – depends on what kind of person you were on Earth. It sounds complicated, but it really isn’t.

You don’t have to watch NBC’s The Good Place or even be caught up on it to get killed off and sorted into the afterlife via this quiz. All you need to know is that you can’t really curse in The Good Place, you have to get a little bit creative with your squeaky clean alternatives. Not sure what we mean? You’ll see soon. Do you end up in the Good, Bad, or Medium Place? Enjoy the afterlife, and we’ll see you on the other side!