Your Curse Word Preferences Will Reveal How Long You’ll Live

According to some certified old people – people so old that articles are written about how old they are – curse words can help you live longer. Yes, really. First, when you’re growing up, people tell you that you shouldn’t curse. It isn’t polite, dignified, or a particularly resourceful use of one’sShow More

According to some certified old people – people so old that articles are written about how old they are – curse words can help you live longer. Yes, really. First, when you’re growing up, people tell you that you shouldn’t curse. It isn’t polite, dignified, or a particularly resourceful use of one’s vocabulary. Maybe you still feel this way! Everybody has different values… but, people still curse. Why? It’s fun. It feels like you’re breaking a rule when you do it, even if you’re an adult and definitely not going to get grounded for dropping an F-bomb.

Do you have a favorite curse word? You should. Again, maybe you’re a person who doesn’t curse, and that’s fine, but if the meanest thing you’ve ever said is “cotton-headed ninny-muggins,” this may not be the quiz for you. For the rest of you foul-mouthed sailors, let’s find out how your favorite curse words will help you live forever. Potentially. Okay, now f*ck off and get going, you a**holes!

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When you think about them, it makes your blood boil. The person you hate the most in this world is a(n)... what?

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Ready? Scroll down to answer
  • Asshole
  • Bitch
  • Fucker
  • Jackass
  • Dick
  • Choad
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