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#1

When was the last time you ordered pizza?

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  • Last night

  • I can’t remember. I don’t like delivery pizza very much. I prefer to cook.

  • Maybe a couple months ago with friends or after a long night out.

  • Last week? It’s not uncommon.

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#2

When was the last time you went to the dentist?

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  • When my mom made me.

  • I get my teeth cleaned twice a year.

  • I usually remember to make an appointment once every year or two.

  • I think I went a few years ago? I should probably do something about this toothache.

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#3

When you do your laundry, do you sort whites, lights, and darks?

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  • Yes! I’m pretty careful to do laundry so that my clothes last.

  • Sometimes I put my delicates in a different load from everything else. Color sorting? Way too much work.

  • Yes, and I use stain remover, and for the appropriate clothes I take them to the dry cleaner. There’s no point in doing laundry if you’re just going to damage your clothes.

  • Man, I should probably do laundry…I’m running out of underwear!

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#4

How often do you make your bed?

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  • When company is coming over.

  • Literally never. It’s easier to make forts when it’s not made.

  • Every day.

  • Almost every day.

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#5

Your car gets a flat tire. Do you know what to do?

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  • I’ve changed tires a hundred times before. I pull out my tire iron and car jack and get to work.

  • I’ve done it before, but I don’t have a car jack in my car and I feel more comfortable with someone else there, so I call a friend.

  • I know I’ve done this before but I really cannot remember how. I need some help.

  • I have no clue what to do. This is probably the appropriate time to have a panic attack.

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#6

How do you make pasta?

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  • Add salt to water, bring to a boil, add in the pasta. I usually stir a few times to make sure it cooks evenly, and test it regularly to catch it at the perfect al dente spot. I always save my pasta water: that stuff is like gold!

  • Boil some water and add the pasta. It’s really not that hard.

  • I think you boil water, but I always end up overcooking it, so I don’t do it very often.

  • I’m not allowed near the stove after the last time.

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