To Cast Nicolas Cage or Dwayne Johnson, That Is The Question. We’ll Tell You The Answer!

FACT: Action movies rule. Look no further than every Marvel or Fast And The Furious movie (from Fast Five on) for reference. Even the worst action movie is still better than the best historical drama. “But wait!” you might say, “What about ‘Braveheart?’ Why was it so good?” Easy, BECAUSE IT WAS ALSO AN ACTION MOVIE.

Look at the top ten highest grossing films of all time. What do they all have in common? Boom, they’re all action movies (and “Titanic,” written and directed by one of the greatest action movie filmmakers of all time, so it still counts). Subtitles? That’s like paying money to do homework. Complex relationship drama? That’s what “Vanderpump Rules” is for.

So strap in, get psyched, and answer these questions to tell us the plot of your ideal action movie and we’ll tell you who the star should be….TO THE EXTREME!!!!!