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#1

Good morning! You wake up and want to make breakfast, but you ran out of bananas. What do you do?

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  • Eat something else for breakfast and buy bananas later. No big deal.

  • Starve myself as protest.

  • Go out to eat. Great excuse to be fancy!

  • Fire the person in charge of buying groceries.

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#2

You are on your way to work and notice a car pulled over. It has a flat tire, and the driver looks distressed. What do you do?

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  • Stop and try to fix it myself (as long as someone is there to take a photo for Instagram).

  • Let them use your phone to call help.

  • Drive on. They’ll get help eventually.

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#3

You and your best friend order a pizza for a night in. She’s vegetarian, so you order something meat-free. When it arrives, it’s full of pepperoni, ham, and bacon. What do you do?

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  • Make her eat it. Delicious pizza never killed anybody.

  • Eat the pizza in front of her and let her fend for herself.

  • Call the pizzeria and tell them to send a new pizza.

  • Eat something else. Making a meal can be fun!

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#4

It’s a hot summer night and you decide to sleep with the windows open. But at 2 a.m., a bat comes into your room! What do you do?

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  • Let it land, throw a towel on it, then put it outside.

  • Call pest control. Best left to professionals.

  • Kill it. It could be rabid.

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#5

After a satisfying climb to the summit of a mountain, you lose your water bottle on the way down. You’re still a mile away from the bottom, and it’s hot. What do you do?

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  • Dip my hat in the closest pond or lake and carry on.

  • Walk slower and take the easier route down. Best not to exert too much.

  • Call an emergency helicopter to retrieve me. Get me out of here!

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#6

You’re the subject of a live primetime interview and the reporter asks a question that upsets you. What do you do?

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  • Challenge the reporter to a debate on the subject.

  • Smile and change the subject.

  • Call out the reporter for incompetence.

  • Fire the press secretary and make sure the reporter loses her job.

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