What Type of Old Person Will You Be?

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Getting old is inevitable — but how you act in your golden years is a different story. Let’s find out out what kind of elder the world has waiting for it as you move ever closer to your twilight years.Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below each question. All answer options will load for you once you reach them. For best results, answer the questions in a row. Once you know your results, don’t forget to check the rest of the fun quizzes we’ve prepared for you. Good luck!

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When you think about your childhood years, you tend to...

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Think about people you used to date.
Think about all the crazy fashion statements you made.
Wish you could go back in time and change a few things.
Laugh and smile about the “good ol’ days.”

Dickies are…

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Hmm…you’re not sure. You should look it up on Urban Dictionary.
A classic must have!
Is this a trick question?
Cocktail wieners?

The best pudding flavor is:

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Vanilla — plain and simple!
Chocolate — decadent and rich.
Tapioca — different and yummy.
Gross — you prefer Jell-O.

Education falls not on just teachers, but on...

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Parents too.
Life — it’s the greatest teacher of all.
A village — it takes a village.
Oneself.

How do you like to exercise?

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If you notice that someone is nervous in the airplane seat next to me...

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You ask to be moved.
It makes you nervous.
You talk to them to distract them.
Continuing reading your book — it’s none of your business.

Which yoga move sums up your current love life situation?

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Downward facing dog
Destroyer of the universe.
Triangle.
Wounded peacock.
One handed tree.
Fire log.

You’re standing at your window drinking a cup of coffee, when suddenly you see a deer run right out into the open, stop and stare right at you. You decide to:

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Look away awkwardly because this is freaky and kinda scary.
Book it to your closet because that where you keep your weaponry. Deer steak sounds delicious.
Slowly walk outside; you’re mesmerized and want to attempt to pet it.
Turn around and pour more coffee and proceed with your morning routine per usual.

If offered the chance to live on another planet for 20 years, all expenses paid, you would reply with:

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HELL NO!
Thanks, but no thanks. Tempting, but my family would miss me and I would miss them.
Sign me up!!! I am always ready for something crazy and weird.
Who else is going? If it’s no one exciting or interesting, no thanks.

You’re playing a game of hide and go seek. You have the opportunity to really scare your cousin as they are hiding somewhere that you can sneak behind them. You know they have a fear of monsters and pee themselves easily. So you opt to:

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Scare the hell out of them anyway and try to have your camera app open to catch the absolute terror and hopefully the pee peed pants. You want it to go viral!
Run around to the other side of where they are hiding and just yell, “Found You!”
Pick up something that won’t injure them, but will certainly pack a wallop, and throw it at them.
You actually forgot you were even playing, and went into the kitchen to make a sandwich.

The co-worker next to you has a bad cold. They’re trying to doctor themselves with tissues, cough drops and vapor rub. You find this...

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Annoying! Why are they even here, spreading their cooties?
Like nails on a chalkboard. If they sniff one more time you might just run screaming from the building.
Feel bad for them and silently vow to make them homemade chicken soup.
You’re oblivious to the co-worker with the cold and anyone else in your office. You have work to do…

Your friend just got the newest, swankiest phone you’ve ever seen. As you’re both admiring it, you think to yourself...

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I am SO getting this phone as soon as I get off work. I want the coolest phone on the planet too.
Wow, this phone has a lot of helpful features that would be great for work efficiency and basic time saving.
But does it have a really good camera? I take pics every day for my social media fans and followers!
My 2003 Moto Razr is still good enough for me.

In Freudian psyche terms, you liken social media to:

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The Id.
The ego.
The super-ego.
Wait, what does “Freudian” mean?

What's your favorite season?

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Spring
Summer
Autumn
Winter

It’s a Saturday afternoon, and you have no real plans. There's a movie playing in the theater that you'd love to see, so you...

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Call a friend and ask if they want to catch the movie with you.
Grab your purse/wallet and head out to see it. You don’t mind seeing a movie solo.
Stay home if you can’t find a buddy to see it with.
Decide to just wait for it to come out as a rental.