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#1

You decide to start a cult — great! In order to gather a following, you have to win support. What will draw your minio...err, followers?

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  • A perfect socialist utopia

  • The eradication of inferior races

  • Polyamory — more wives for everyone!

  • Spaceship rides, wheee!

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#2

If you expect your followers to follow you, their feet have to be comfortable! What kind of shoes will they wear?

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#3

Your cult needs a prime habitat to worship before passing to the next dimension. Which environment will foster your cult’s growth?

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#4

Other than lies and deceit, you need to feed your followers some grub! What are they going to eat?

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  • Applesauce and vodka

  • Kool-aid

  • Vegetarian schnitzel

  • Mushrooms — while listening to the Beatles

  • The bread of Christ

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#5

Cult leaders need love, too! Is there a special someone in your life?

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  • There are quite a few. They are my followers, after all.

  • Yes, but they’re not involved in my business.

  • Yes! They’re my best friend and life partner.

  • No. I don’t need love.

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#6

It's time to sign up for college courses! Which class are you most excited to attend?

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  • Art History

  • Art of Listening to Music

  • Theology

  • UFOs in American Society

  • Marxist Philosophy

  • Musical Theatre

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