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#1

Select your favorite breakfast food.

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    Eggs
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    Waffle
    Avocado Toast
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    Cake

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#2

How do you feel about social media?

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  • Oh maaaan I love it! I’ve got Pinterest and Twitter and Snappy Snap and Facebook, and I even kick it old school with Myspace sometimes, plus I need to hit up my Insta every day.

  • I’ve heard that kids are moving to Twitter, so I made myself a Twitter and tweeted 1000 times about my role models.

  • I’ve got a pretty average social media presence; Facebook, Twitter, the like.

  • I only use social media when I’ve hacked into someone else’s account and I’m leaving uncomfortable messages for their ex-lovers.

  • No.

  • I love GIFs. GIFs for days. Is that social media?

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#3

Which house looks ideal to you?

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#4

You're walking down the street and you see Li'l Sebastian. How do you feel?

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  • He’s just so beautiful.

  • THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

  • Oh my god. Oh my god it’s him.

  • Li’l Sebastian is the greatest celeb of them all. Gotta take a selfie!

  • I don’t want to get overly emotional, but Li’l Sebastian is really great.

  • He is a VERY cute horse.

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#5

How do you feel about government?

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  • It’s the devil.

  • All I want in my life is to be part of a government that serves its people.

  • It’s fine, but the private sector is where it’s at.

  • I like it because I hate helping people and it doesn’t help people.

  • It doesn’t have enough rock and roll or ninjas.

  • I think the government has its place, but sometimes it doesn’t do enough to help its citizens.

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#6

What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

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  • A man does not feel embarrassment.

  • I got bullied a lot as a kid and that was pretty embarrassing.

  • That time I accidentally poisoned my friends by creating a drink that was basically rat poison.

  • I cover all embarrassment with feelings of hatred for other humans.

  • That time I failed at achieving my greatest dream in life.

  • I don’t really know what embarrassment is, but I do know that I can eat a full pound of fries in a minute.

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