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#1

First thing’s first — which gender are you more likely to identify with?


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    Masculine
    Feminine

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#2

No one LIKES to pay taxes, but it’s something you’ve got to do. Avoiding paying taxes is…

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  • Irresponsible and illegal

  • Smart and good business strategy

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#3

On a beautiful fall afternoon, you walk outside and see a taco truck. Actually, the entire street is full of them! How do you feel?

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  • Delighted! I love to support local businesses, and love tacos even more!

  • Frightened. There are too many immigrants shooting all the jobs!

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#4

Of the following four, which is the absolute worst?

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    Hombre with hat
    Hambre
    Ombré
    Alec Baldwin

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#5

The 19th amendment has been around for nearly a century. How do you feel about women voting?

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  • Women are irrational, hormonal creatures who can’t be trusted to make decisions.

  • Not only should more women vote, but they should be encouraged to run for office!

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#6

There are an estimated 1.6 billion Muslims in the world — about 3.3 million of them are Americans. What do you think about Muslims entering the United States?

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  • So many of them are terrorists! We should ban them until we figure out what’s going on.

  • Religious identity should have nothing to do with the vetting process.

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