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#1

You've been described as...

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  • Defensive

  • Boastful

  • Creative

  • Moody

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#2

You call to wish your dad a happy birthday and he starts grilling you about your lack of a job. You...

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  • Tear up, but try not to let him know that he hurt your feelings

  • Laugh, and remind him that he doesn’t have a job either

  • Think of a way I can better respond to him the next time he asks

  • Hardly even notice small stuff like that

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#3

What's your home like?

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  • I’m hardly ever there!

  • My place is cool — a little messy, but it gets the job done

  • My spot is my safe haven — without cozy alone time, I’d go insane!

  • I’m a total homebody

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#4

Think about your last relationship. You...

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  • Still miss my ex, and wish things had gone differently

  • Try not to look at their social media — it’s like a punch in the gut

  • Have dated like seven people this month already

  • Don’t even think about that idiot

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#5

Which pattern feels most like you?

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#6

If you were stuck in an elevator with a group of strangers, you would be the one...

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  • Coaching them out of having a heart attack

  • Having a panic attack

  • In the corner, having a deep conversation about my childhood

  • Pounding the walls and screaming

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