Working late into the night.
When people leave messes.
Having to meet with big, fancy clients.
I do not want to go hiking thanks.
I like to keep my feet firmly on the ground.
As long as they’re with me, it sounds great!
That sounds quite peaceful. I’d love to do it.
As long as there’s no weirdos in clown suits I’m in.
I hate the circus.
It seems kind of gross and smelly and dirty to me.
I get pretty freaked out by trapeze or acrobatics.
I love all the people and noise and color!
I’m ok with the circus. I like when other people are the ones up on stage.
I don’t have a sense of humor.
I’m too anxious.
I’m a little prissy.
I can be clingy.
I’m too cautious.
On the couch with my book.
Out with friends.
With a couple close friends or my significant other.
Vegging with Netflix.
Pampering myself! Massage and mani/pedi.
Yes, I’ve had one pretty continually since I hit puberty.
No, I’m usually too intimidated to ask someone out.
I do, and they pamper me!
Yes. I like to have one person to connect with deeply.
Not at the moment. I’m not incredibly extroverted, so I can have a hard time meeting people.
That little rickety chair they put you in isn’t my favorite…
HARD PASS. NOPE. NO THANK YOU.
That’s a kiddie ride, don’t you think?
Feeling something brush against your leg in the dark when you’re trying to sleep.
Feeling something brush against your leg while you’re swimming in the ocean.
Venting to a friend
Taking a hot bath or shower
Going for a long drive
Listening to loud music
A stuffed animal
A toy, like a truck or Barbie
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