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#1

Let's start with materials. What do you build your castle from?

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  • Classic stones that are solid and will hold up well.

  • Something with color that will be beautiful.

  • I would try a new material, one that might be lighter and easier to move, but based on my designs could prove very sturdy.

  • I would use a material that is readily available so that my workers didn’t have to struggle to acquire it.

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#2

How big is your castle?

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  • Huge! Big enough for everyone.

  • A healthy mid-sized castle that’s not too big to defend or keep clean.

  • Small and simple.

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#3

What kind of garden do you have near your castle?

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    Something practical that grows food.
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    Something with quiet spaces I can go.
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    Something beautiful.
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    No gardens: I can use that space.

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#4

Some castles have some beautiful architectural features. What stands out for you?

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  • Columns.

  • Crenellations.

  • Large murals.

  • Huge, airy rooms.

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#5

Let's talk inside. What room is the biggest and most important to you?

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  • The towers, especially the defensive ones.

  • My library.

  • My bedroom.

  • The kitchen.

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#6

The location of a castle is important. Where do you place yours?

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    Against a picturesque backdrop.
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    Surrounded by a lake.
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    On the high ground, set into a cliff or other defensible area.
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    In the middle of my city.

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