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#1

How often do you do physical activities like rock climbing, swimming, or running?

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  • Constantly. I’m very active.

  • I’m fairly active. I get moving a few times a week.

  • I could definitely stand to be more active, but I walk and get moving once or twice a week.

  • Never. I’m very sedentary.

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#2

A zombie comes bursting into your house, and you have to grab a weapon to fight it. What do you have handy?

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  • I have guns, so I’d probably go for one of those first.

  • I have an axe, a hatchet, or a large knife.

  • A kitchen knife?

  • I literally have no weapons in my home.

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#3

How would you rate your paintball skills on a scale of 1 to 5?

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  • 5: excellent

  • 4: good

  • 3: average

  • 2: below average

  • 1: poor

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#4

How do you feel about long-distance running?

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    Excited
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    Pretty chill
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    Complete despair
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    Exhausted

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#5

It's been a week, and the zombies have taken over a lot of local grocery stores. What does your food supply look like?

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  • I don’t have any food left in my cupboards. It’s all gone bad.

  • I’m down to an old packet of ramen noodles and some pasta.

  • I’ve got a full stock of canned food, other long-lasting nonperishables, and a freezer carefully stocked with homegrown and hunted foods.

  • Things are starting to look a little bit sparse, but I’ve got some canned foods and long-lasting essentials hidden away.

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#6

Are you a fan of camping?

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  • I love it! The rougher the better.

  • I mean … maybe glamping.

  • Yeah, I like it fairly well.

  • Not for me. I need a fully charged phone to survive.

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