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#7

The president of the axis of evil requests a meeting with you to negotiate world peace. However, you both have to bring the toughest celebrities you can find. Who do you feel safest with?

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    Shaquille O’Neal
    Danny Trejo
    Jason Statham
    Helen Mirren

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#8

There was a terrorist attack in a small city. The suspect is a male nationalist and the victims were immigrant minorities. What do you do?

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  • Immediately release a statement about violence and racism and how there is no place for that in our country.

  • Consult my aides on whether any kind of action would be beneficial to my reelection.

  • Nothing. I have bigger fish to fry.

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#9

The biggest hurricane of the decade is in the forecast! You’re not sure how strong the fallout will be, but you want to be prepared. What do you do?

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  • Request aid and send the Red Cross in. Better safe than sorry!

  • Order everyone to evacuate. Lesser chance for casualties.

  • Nothing. It will probably be not worth the hassle.

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#10

A strong ally decided to break from an international agreement which will negatively affect the entire world. What do you do?

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  • Publicly denounce the decision. This affects all of us.

  • Call and congratulate them. That takes courage!

  • Stay quiet and watch what happens.

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#11

There was an outbreak of meningitis in Minnesota. Because so many people don’t have health insurance, there’s an epidemic across the country and millions of people fall ill. What do you do?

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  • Start with providing free vaccines to everyone. Stop it before it starts!

  • Quarantine everyone with symptoms and close the borders. Let’s stop it from spreading!

  • Nothing. This is a good form of population control.

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#12

The leader from another major country decides to unleash 50 megatons of nuclear weapons. What do you do?

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  • Everything I possibly can to prevent deaths and save what resources we have.

  • Press the button on mine. Might as well, the world is at its end!

  • Cry. Life is over.

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