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#1

It’s a sunny day in Boston and you’re walking along the Freedom Trail when you see a man lying on the ground. It looks like his jaw has rotted away but he’s managed to make some weird sounds. What do you do?

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  • I’d ask if he needs help, but he has no jaw to talk. I’ll call an ambulance.

  • Walk along. I still have to see Quincy Market!

  • Check the news to see if there are any jaw-rotting viruses going on. Am I safe?

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#2

You look at your phone to check social media and there are reports of people in New York City with more body-rotting symptoms. It doesn’t look like anyone else in Boston has been infected yet. What do you plan to do?

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  • Head to South Station to take the next train to New York. I have to save these people!

  • Walk to North Station and take a train to Maine. I’ll be safe from this weird disease there.

  • Go have a drink near Fenway. The Red Sox are playing today!

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#3

Just as you’re about to move on from the Jawless Man, the ambulance arrives. As a thank you, the EMT offers to bring you to lunch. Where do you tell him to go?

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  • Boloco on Federal Street. They never had an E. coli problem.

  • As I said, I haven’t been to Quincy Market yet. I heard they have lots of food.

  • The food trucks near South Station. I’m not sure if I want tacos or Vietnamese street food.

  • I’m not hungry, but I’ll have him drop me off at Whole Foods. I can stock up on nuts.

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#4

During the ride over, you ask the EMT what’s going on. He tells you there’s a flesh-eating bacteria that turns its victims into zombies and there’s no known cure. You obviously have tons of questions. What’s the first thing you ask?

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  • “What’s going to happen to Jawless Man? Are you going to kill him?”

  • “How does the bacteria spread?”

  • “Alas — it seems the apocalypse is here. Do you want to be my survival buddy? I’m single.”

  • “Am I going to die?!”

  • “Actually, can you take me to Massachusetts Institute of Technology instead? I want to see if they’re developing a cure.”

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#5

Before the EMT can answer your question, the Jawless Man wakes up and attacks! How do you defend yourself?

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  • Grab the nearest blunt object and whack him over the head.

  • Shout at the driver to stop the vehicle and head toward the door.

  • Go through the medical kit on the ambulance and throw whatever chemicals you find at him.

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#6

After you’ve escaped the ambulance, you decide that you need to get out of the city...NOW. What kind of wheels would you like to steal?

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