Scroll to next question!

Advertisement

#7

And you’re off! You’re just outside the city and you find a suitcase on the side of the road. You investigate and find a bunch of weapons! But you only have room for one. What’s your tool of defense?

Advertisement

Loading next question...

Advertisement

#8

It looks like the virus has spread far into New England. Cars have been abandoned off the interstate and there’s not a soul in sight — but there is a gas station! You decide to loot. What’s the one thing you don’t leave without?

Advertisement

Loading next question...
    Iced coffee
    M&Ms
    Bottled water
    Beef jerky

Advertisement

#9

You got everything you needed from the gas station. As you depart, you notice a hoard of zombies gathered around a body near a dumpster. What do you do?

Advertisement

Loading next question...
  • Approach them and figure out what’s so exciting about the body.

  • Silently get into a vehicle and drive off as quickly as possible.

  • Attack the zombie squad.

Advertisement

#10

You’re 10 miles outside of the gas station and come a cross a group of uninfected humans. They look safe and you decide to talk to them. It turns out they’re scientists from Harvard and MIT that gave up on finding a cure to the zombie disease! What do you say?

Advertisement

Loading next question...
  • Ask them why they would quit. Their carelessness led to this!

  • Ask if I can stay with them. We can survive this apocalypse together!

  • Wish them luck in surviving this mess. I don’t trust other humans.

Advertisement

#11

After a two days, you and the scientists decide to move on. One of the MIT students plans to go to LL Bean to find some camping gear. You want to go with him. What’s your survival item of choice?

Advertisement

Loading next question...
    Mosquito-proof tent
    Fur-lined parka
    AM/FM radio
    Travel mug

Advertisement

#12

For some reason, your phone has still worked throughout the apocalypse. You look at your news app and find that a zombie vaccine has been developed! Do you get yourself protected?

Advertisement

Loading next question...
  • Of course!

  • No, I don’t trust vaccines.

Advertisement

Advertisement

Hi there, reader! Thanks for being here… We’ve been serving up magically silly quizzes to keep you in the know about yourself since 2015, and it’s thanks to friendly folks like yourself that we’re still going strong. It’s been a blast to help millions of you “learn” where you grew up based on your taste in snacks and whether or not you’re an actual perfectionist. And then, of course, we’ve been there for you when you’ve wanted to know who your real soulmate is based on all your exes.

Whether you’re a first-time reader or you’ve been dropping by our site for years, we really appreciate the part you play in making our work here possible. We love what we do because not only do we get to spend our time writing fun quizzes, we also get to put it in front of millions of people and make their day just a little bit more fun.

We love making people happier than they were before they clicked on our site. It may sound like a lofty claim, but don’t worry, we’re realistic about it. We’re not important like food shelves and college scholarships. We just want to make life better at about the level of, say, knock-knock jokes and fried cheese curds. It’s the small joys, ya know?

If you want to be a part of it more than simply taking a quiz, that would be awesome. We’re always looking for contributors. Whether you want to become a regular writer or just send in a one-off submission, we’d love to hear from you. You can email [email protected].

Alright, that’s enough from us. We’re heading back to the internet. If you are, too, here’s another quiz we think you’ll like…