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#1

First thing’s first: Get your bread on.

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    White
    Wheat
    Multigrain
    Sub roll
    Kaiser roll
    Pretzel bun
    Brioche bun
    Tortilla
    Pita
    Lettuce wrap

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#2

Toasted or nah?

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  • Of course.

  • Nah.

  • Depends on the bread freshiness.

  • Um, I chose something fairly untoastable.

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#3

Nice to meat you, sandwich. I’ll meat you with…

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    Turkey
    Ham
    Salami
    Roast Beef
    I'm not into deli meat.

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#4

MOAR MEAT. You need another layer. Slap on some of that…

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  • Prosciutto

  • Chicken

  • Pepperoni

  • Capicola

  • Pastrami

  • Corned Beef

  • I don’t need more meat, thanks.

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#5

Cheese please. Slap on a slice of…

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  • Cheddar

  • Swiss

  • Muenster

  • Provolone

  • Pepper jack

  • Different cheese/no cheese for me.

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#6

Veggie time. Pick one

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    Lettuce
    Tomato
    Pickles
    Hot Peppers
    Avocado
    Veggies are gross.

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