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#1

Malls: the best thing ever or a necessary evil? You parked the car and you're walking up — exactly how long do you plan on staying?

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  • I’m just gonna get what I need and get out.

  • I can for sure kill a few hours at the mall.

  • Between the movie theatre and restaurants, I could spend a whole day at the mall if I had my way.

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#2

Everyone has their own personal shopping philosophy. When you go to the mall, what's your game plan?

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  • I’m going to crush these clearance racks!

  • Grab a few new pieces that I absolutely love.

  • Casually browse. Whatever catches my eye will guide how this trip goes.

  • Honestly, I might spend a few hundred dollars today. Who’s to say?

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#3

If shopping is your cardio, it can definitely be considered a team sport. Who's going to the mall with you?

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    Just me and my BFF
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    My significant other
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    The whole squad is coming with!
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    Just me, thanks!

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#4

A customer service rep has spotted you! Oh, no! How do you handle the situation?

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  • Let them help me! It’s their job, and they know their merch best.

  • Politely say that I’m just browsing.

  • Glare. Oh my god, why are they following me? Make it stop!

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#5

You usually hit up more than one store, but if you had to spend all of your time in JUST ONE store, which one would it be?

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  • H&M

  • Bloomingdales

  • Anthropologie

  • Forever 21

  • Express

  • Aldo

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#6

Sweet mid-mall oasis, it's a food court! Thank goodness! What's your favorite food court snack?

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  • Soft pretzels

  • Smoothie

  • Ice cream

  • All of the Chinese food samples

  • A slice of pizza

  • Hot dog

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