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#7

If shopping is a sport, you probably have a team assembled. Who's in your Black Friday squad?

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    Just me! I do my best work solo.
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    Precisely one trusty sidekick.
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    A few friends
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    Everyone I can fit in my car! The whole crew is coming!

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#8

Black Friday can be a game of strategy and wits. How much do you plan your Black Friday excursions?

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  • I have a set schedule, down to the minute.

  • I have a few things in mind, that’s it.

  • I’m just going to the mall to see what’s up.

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#9

Things can get pretty dicey out there, so be honest! Ahem... Would you ever punch someone over an item you really want?

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  • No, that’s insane!

  • No, but I’m not above yelling at someone.

  • No, but I’m not above using my charm to persuade people to give me what I want anyway.

  • It depends on what the item is.

  • Oh, definitely. One hundred percent.

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#10

In your opinion, what's your greatest asset as a Black Friday shopper? What sets you apart from the pack?

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  • I pre-game by doing thorough comparison shopping.

  • I’m extremely efficient once I get in the store.

  • I’m not a selfish shopper. I’m in there getting gifts for the whole family!

  • I’m ruthless.

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#11

If it's at all an option for you, would you ever/have you ever taken off work for Black Friday?

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  • Of course!

  • Only if I know my co-workers are doing it too.

  • Only if I don’t already have the day off…which I should.

  • No, I’ll just grab my deals after work.

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#12

One last quick question: Do you think Black Friday is a vehicle for big corporations to exploit the working poor and make a quick profit?

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  • Yes, capitalism is evil.

  • Well, now that you mention it, I hadn’t thought of it that way…

  • Um, who cares? Black Friday sales are amazing!

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