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#1

How many animals do you have?

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  • Just one, my baby.

  • Two. I couldn’t handle any more.

  • A few…three or so.

  • SO. MANY.

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#2

What type of animal do you have?

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#3

Your pet is being a bit of a jerk and making messes. What do you do?

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  • Clean up after them. They run my life.

  • Get very frustrated and yell at them.

  • Pick up my pet and annoy them until they stop.

  • Distract them with something else and work on retraining.

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#4

On a scale from“perfectly groomed poodle"to“matted mess,"how well groomed is your pet?

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  • My pet is always perfectly presentable.

  • They’re usually pretty well groomed. No serious messes.

  • I mean they’re not DIRTY, but they’re not CLEAN.

  • It’s bad. It’s really bad.

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#5

Meal time! What's going in your precious pet's bowl?

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  • Normal kibble from the grocery store.

  • I try to get them the grain-free stuff.

  • I feed my animal raw food.

  • My animal has some very specific allergies, so I have to special order their food.

  • I buy a specialty brand of food from a pet boutique.

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#6

Everyone knows exercise is important for a pet's health. How often does your animal get moving?

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  • Multiple times a day.

  • At least twice a day.

  • Usually once a day.

  • When I get to it.

  • Usually, they’re running everywhere but structured activity? Not as often as I’d like.

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