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#7

Which of these odd things are you most likely to do with your pet?

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  • Throw them a birthday party!

  • Take them to a spa.

  • Make them ride a horse.

  • Try to train them to use a toilet.

  • I don’t do weird things.

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#8

You know the look that pets give you when you're being annoying? What are you most likely to be doing when your animal gives you that look?

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  • Putting them in my purse and taking them to the store with me.

  • Forgetting to feed them.

  • Dressing them up in a weird costume.

  • Giving them a bath.

  • Taking them on my motorcycle.

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#9

Someone asks you what your pet is like. How are you most likely to describe them?

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  • Adorable.

  • Perfect.

  • Dorky.

  • Cool.

  • A jerk.

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#10

Who rules the roost? You or your pet?

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    My pet
    Me

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#11

How often do you have fur/poop/snot/slobber on you thanks to your pet?

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  • Literally every moment of my life.

  • Ew, never.

  • I mean, sometimes, but not too often.

  • It’s definitely not unheard of. Taking care of a pet is messy.

  • Not very often to be honest.

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#12

How much do you love your pet?

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  • My pet is my child. They are my world.

  • They’re OK, I guess.

  • I definitely love my pet, but I’m not weird about it.

  • They annoy me to no end, but I still love them deep down.

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