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#1

Oops! You've accidentally killed someone. Now what?

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  • Get rid of the body, and when you’re absolutely sure you’re alone, grieve —no one can know how you truly feel.

  • Leave the body where it lays, and stay to observe the beauty of my masterpiece.

  • Use the death to manipulate whoever is foolishly trying to get in the way of my goals.

  • Convince everyone that it was for the best; maybe we’ll have a memorial service, but nothing more.

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#2

Pick a weapon.

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    Fangs.
    A spellbook.
    Your bare hands.
    A snake.

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#3

Who's your favorite minorly evil Buffy character?

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  • BuffyBot.

  • Maggie Walsh.

  • Harmony.

  • Ethan Rayne.

  • The Anointed One.

  • Marcie Ross.

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#4

You've just grudgingly returned to the place you loathe, after having been cast out. What do you do now that you're back?

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  • Get revenge on the person who cast me out in the first place; perhaps I’ll start with taking over their lives, stealing their friends, and making them believe I’m someone I’m not.

  • I don’t tell anyone I’m back…until I make it clear to my former love that I’m not exactly looking to kiss-and-make-up. In fact, it’s quite the contrary.

  • Try to manipulate as many people as possible to side with me against my greatest threat. What better way than to destroy them emotionally?!

  • Manipulate everyone there into thinking I just want what’s best for them — when in reality, I’m taking over…whether they like it or not.

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#5

Which Buffy heroine do you like best?

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    Tara.
    Dawn.
    Buffy.
    Cordelia.

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#6

So what brings you to Sunnydale, anyway?

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  • The University.

  • I’m stuck here because uh, my car broke down.

  • There’s no better way to keep an eye on Buffy.

  • Sunnydale belongs to me, of course.

  • I have no idea, and it’s driving me nuts that what I’m looking for is here.

  • I’m sorry, are you implying there are other reasons to be in this one Starbucks town?

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