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#1

First things first — are you into women, or men?

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  • Girls

  • Guys

  • Who cares?!

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#2

How would you describe your sex life?

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  • Up and down

  • Busy

  • What sex life?

  • Perfect, with my loved one

  • I don’t kiss and tell

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#3

What's the most important quality in a partner?

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  • Good looks

  • Humor

  • Loyalty

  • Intelligence

  • Kindness

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#4

How many people have you slept with? We're not judging...

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  • 1-5

  • 5-10

  • 10-20

  • None of your business!

  • 20+

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#5

Which looks like the sexiest vacation spot?

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    Iceland
    Tulum
    San Francisco
    Mykonos

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#6

Pick a sexy song to get down to.

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  • Rocket, by Beyoncé

  • Closer, by Nine Inch Nails

  • Pour Some Sugar On Me, Def Leppard

  • Let’s Get It On, Marvin Gaye

  • Thinkin’ Bout You, Frank Ocean

  • Sex & Candy, Marcy Playground

  • Pony, Ginuwine

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