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#7

Where will you meet the celebrity of your dreams?

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  • Pizza joint

  • Library

  • Comic Con

  • Hotel bar

  • A holiday party

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#8

What's the result of your hookup?

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  • A brush-off text

  • We start dating

  • Friends with benefits

  • Their assistant dumps me

  • We get married!

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#9

Who will sell your story to the tabloids?

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    Gwyneth Paltrow
    George Clooney
    Katy Perry
    Lance Bass

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#10

What's your favorite sexy euphemism?

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  • Banging

  • Bumping uglies

  • Screwing

  • Making love

  • Um…sex?

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#11

What's more important to you?

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  • True love

  • Success

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#12

What's your favorite PG-13 part of a sexy body?

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    Eyes
    Legs
    Shoulders
    Neck

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