I don’t need Friends or friends
Take a nap
Head to an improv class
Sneak off for an afternoon delight in the warehouse
Host the “Finer Things” club
Play some music with a few colleagues
Plot an elaborate revenge that involves the use of various weapons
Put their office supplies in jell-o
Embarrass them in front of the people they care about
Give them the silent treatment
Plot a prank that makes them feel like they’re going crazy
Sleep with their significant other
Banish them to the annex
My boss — they’re my mentor
The fact that I can majorly slack off and no one cares
The paycheck and nothing else
Seeing my office crush
My work gives my life meaning
The people — they’re like family
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