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#1

Being a dictator is serious business. What would be the force behind your revolution?

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  • Restore the greatness our country once had.

  • Topple the ruling class and spread equality to all.

  • Protect my homeland from invasion of other groups.

  • All I want is power. Is that too much to ask?

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#2

Dictators often have an eye for art. Which painting do you prefer?

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#3

Many dictators fancy themselves a god. Some practice their own faith. If you had to choose, which religion should subjects of your dictatorship identify with?

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  • Christianity

  • Islam

  • None! Religion is evil.

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#4

Not everyone plans on becoming a dictator. Which would you aspire to be?

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  • Locksmith

  • Artist

  • Poet

  • Lawyer

  • Heavyweight boxer

  • Ruling the world actually is my goal.

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#5

Haters gonna hate. As a dictator, you likely hate a group of people. The worst kinds are…

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  • Traitors

  • Infidels

  • Biologically inferior

  • Those who challenge my legitimacy

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#6

Dictators tend to take things to the extreme. Which are you more likely to become?

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    Right-wing fascist
    Left-wing communist

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