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#7

Which item totally pulls together your goth look?

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  • Black lipstick

  • Heavy eyeliner

  • Black nail polish

  • Spiked collar

  • Velvet cape or corset

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#8

Halloween is every goth’s favorite holiday. What do you dress up as?

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  • Vampire

  • Satan

  • Ghost

  • Grim Reaper

  • Dragon

  • Dead French monarch

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#9

On an average mediocre day, how do you reflect on the sorrows of your soul?

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  • Writing deep thoughts in my book of memories

  • Staring at the rain as it descends from the heavens

  • Expressing my deepest emotions through creating art

  • Contemplating on my own existence by listening to my favorite band

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#10

In a world full of demons, you’re a fallen angel. Has anyone been graced with your love?

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  • Yes, in a committed relationship.

  • Many souls who walk on earth have been touched by my heart.

  • This is a lonely planet — I, for now, wander alone.

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#11

In the horror movie about your life, which actor would HAVE to be cast?

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    Evan Rachel Wood
    Christina Ricci
    Johnny Depp
    Robert Pattinson

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#12

While society misunderstands you, you totally see right through others. Which is your biggest pet peeve?

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  • Posers. My struggle is real.

  • Self-entitlement. No one is better than anyone.

  • Disrespecting nature. Climate change is real and we shall soon all perish.

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