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#1

Generally speaking, which political persuasion do you lean toward?

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  • Conservative

  • Libertarian

  • I’m a true moderate

  • Liberal

  • As liberal as you can get

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#2

You’re on a mission to a new galaxy, but it’s 132 lightyears away. Who do you take along for the ride?

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    Chewbacca
    Padmé
    R2-D2
    Mace Windu

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#3

You’re having a rough day and need a shoulder to lean on. Fortunately, Yoda gives the best advice and meets you for tea. Which of his words helps you figure out your troubles?

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  • “Do. Or do not. There is no try.”

  • “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.”

  • “The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side.”

  • “When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.”

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#4

You’re shopping for a new light saber, but the make you want is discontinued. What kind of weapon do you buy instead?

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    Blaster pistol
    A different lightsaber
    Sporting blaster
    Thermal Detonator

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#5

After a long day, all you want is to sit down to a good meal. What kind of food do you like?

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    Bantha surprise
    Crêpes Malreaux
    Eopie brisket
    Rootleaf soup

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#6

You’re skimming through the Galactic Real Estate magazine and find your dream home! Where is it?

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    Dagobah
    Endor
    Hoth
    Tattooine

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