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#1

The zombie apocalypse hits — what do you search for first?

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  • Shelter

  • Food and water

  • Medical supplies

  • Weapons

  • A getaway car

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#2

And WHO do you search for first?

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  • My family.

  • My parents.

  • Anyone, as long as they’re alive…

  • I work best alone.

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#3

You're traveling with a small band of survivors. A woman in your group shows up with a mysterious scratch on her arm. What do you do?

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  • Keep my distance. I’ll kill her if she turns.

  • Tie her up, and leave. She’s a threat, and can’t be trusted.

  • Clean the wound, and give her some painkillers. If she’s going to beat this, she’ll need support.

  • She’s not going to survive…so there’s only one humane thing to do.

  • Offer to help her, but make sure she stays away from me and my family.

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#4

What's your biggest asset to the team?

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  • I’m a born leader.

  • I’m tough.

  • I’m a fighter.

  • I’m brave.

  • I’m smart.

  • I’m agile.

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#5

A fellow survivor reports a hospital nearby that could have supplies for your injured comrade. What should you do?

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  • Wait for someone else to decide.

  • Send a small group to go explore. Who know’s what’s out there?

  • Go alone, get everything worthwhile, then get out in a flash — other people would just slow me down.

  • Screw the hospital — I can find medicinal herbs in the woods.

  • Volunteer. I’ll help, but I’m damn sure not taking the lead…

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#6

As you approach the hospital, you spot a lone Walker. Crap! What now?

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  • Run!

  • Sneak past it. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

  • Shoot it in the head, duh.

  • Nothing. It’s no threat, and I’m not easily distracted.

  • Run past it — Walkers can’t eat what they can’t catch.

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