Leave them be — ammunition is too precious to waste.
Keep my distance, but force myself to look — I’m not afraid.
Kill them; it’s the most merciful thing to do.
Cover the children’s eyes — they don’t need to see this.
I feel nothing
Calm him down, and try to find out his story.
Draw my revolver — gotta let him know he’s not the first guy to stick a gun in my face.
Yell for help, and then run as fast as I can!
Push the gun aside, and give him a piece of my mind!
Keep quiet, and wait for my moment. I’ve dealt with angry men before.
Call for the others, then strategize how to carry as much back as possible.
Grab as much as I can; we can always return for more later.
Grab some drugs, but see if I can get something in return before handing them over…
Take just what I need. Others might be stopping by to look for supplies, too.
See if there’s anything to eat.
Give her the medicine — there’s more where that came from.
Don’t waste the medicine…and get my gun ready.
Comfort her, but keep her away from the rest of the group.
Take whatever I can from her.
Hide the medicine, and tell the others I lost it — they’ll thank me for it later.
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