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#1

What does 'adventure' mean to you?

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  • Mars or bust! Too much? Nah.

  • Experiencing the unknown, whatever that may be.

  • Ordering takeout from a different Chinese restaurant.

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#2

How good with your hands are you?

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  • Oh, I can build just about anything!

  • Yikes…I’m all thumbs.

  • Um, I built a birdhouse in 7th grade shop class — does that count?

  • Wait — what exactly are we talking about here?

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#3

There IS water on Mars, but it's saltwater and not exactly fit for human consumption. How would you use it?

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  • Boil out the salt, and condense the steam into clean water…duh.

  • Rub it on my face — salt is a natural exfoliator!

  • Recharge my ship’s batteries; it’s really not as hard as it sounds.

  • Use it to cool the ship’s generators.

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#4

You probably aren't going to have great cell phone coverage on the red planet. How attached are you to always being connected to social media?

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  • It’s important to me, but my phone isn’t attached to my face or anything.

  • It’s more of a love-hate relationship…

  • I’d literally rather be stranded on Mars than use Twitter.

  • I’m utterly incapable of unfriending my connectivity.

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#5

Leaving the life you know behind for the Red Planet takes a little liquid courage. What would you like to drink before taking off?

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    Whiskey
    Vodka
    Gin
    Beer

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#6

Do you have a green thumb?

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  • Absolutely! I could grow a vegetable garden in a thimble if I wanted to.

  • No way — I can’t even grow mold in my toilet.

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