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#1

It's 3 PM on a Saturday afternoon; where is your spouse?

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  • Don’t know, don’t care

  • They’re out back, mowing the lawn

  • They’re watching football, drinking beer, and enjoying the chicken wings I made

  • They’re at the kids’ soccer game — we all are!

  • We’re gardening together, side by side

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#2

How do you celebrate your wedding anniversary?

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  • Oh, we’re too busy to celebrate that!

  • We plan a fun weekend getaway together

  • They send me flowers, and we go on a romantic date

  • I make reservations at my favorite restaurant, and lay out the right outfit for them

  • We give each other a hug…if we remember

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#3

You're down with a bad cold. What happens next?

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  • All hell breaks loose, because my darling spouse can’t even boil an egg

  • I write a detailed to-do list for my spouse

  • My sweetheart nurses me back to health

  • We muddle through

  • My spouse lets the kids eat crap and watch too much TV

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#4

Crap — now your spouse is the one with the cold. What do you do?

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  • Make them my very own bone broth and freshly-squeezed orange juice

  • Survival of the fittest — hope we have tissues!

  • Load them up on zinc, vitamin C, and cold medicine…and send them straight to bed!

  • Feel deeply resentful

  • Read to them at their bedside

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#5

You and your spouse won a contest for an all-expense-paid night out on the town! What would you like to do?

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    Go dancing
    Check out a new art exhibit
    Have a picnic
    Go out to dinner

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#6

Your partner is leaving for work. How do you say goodbye?

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  • We yell, “Love you!”

  • I hand them a packed lunch, and take their coffee cup and newspaper

  • …they’re leaving? I haven’t even noticed

  • We do an outfit inspection at the door, and then I give them a peck on the cheek

  • We make out at the door

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