Choose Your Favorite Desserts And We’ll Tell You When You’ll Get Pregnant

If you thought you were doing well on your diet, prepare to hit some unexpected cravings because this quiz is going to make you want to eat all sorts of weird hormone induced concoctions. Who puts ketchup on waffles? You do when you’re pregnant. But your not yet — or else you wouldn’t be taking this quiz to find out when you’re gonna get knocked up. See how that works? And if you are pregnant, OMG YOU’RE GLOWING.

We all know that babies are sweet, but did you know your sweet tooth can tell when you’ll have babies? Choose your favorite desserts and we’ll tell you when you’ll get pregnant. Based on very accurate science that we’ve spent years of research. On this quiz site. You think I’m kidding but now we’re published in a scientific journal and I have 3 PhDs. And a lot of student debt. Please take this quiz to help me pay it off.