Say, sarcastically, “that was great! I need to take a shower now.”
Sarcastically tell them, “no, really, honey. You were great. I thought you were a pro.”
“There’s that word again. What you are, how you’ll die…alone.”
“Look where free will’s got you now.”
My significant other, of course.
Uh, myself. Duh.
I’d just let it burn, to be honest.
What, evil isn’t enough for you?
American Horror Story.
I like Disney movies.
It’s my fault you have amnesia.
I have no secrets!
I’ve never seen Mean Girls.
I never knew my father.
I’m just not that nice!