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It’s nearly the spookiest scariest holiday of the year, Halloween! If you’re still worried about what the perfect Halloween costume is, never fear: MagiQuiz has always got your back. Step into our fitting room! Let’s see what we can find in our costume closet that will be just right for you.
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It’s nearly the spookiest scariest holiday of the year, Halloween! If you’re still worried about what the perfect Halloween costume is, never fear: MagiQuiz has always got your back. Step into our fitting room! Let’s see what we can find in our costume closet that will be just right for you.
But we’re going to be costuming with a twist. That’s right, these costumes will be showing off a little something something and getting you a few stares as you go about your Halloween night. You’ll be sexy that’s for sure, but you’ll also be…mildly confusing?
These are the sexiest costumes we could find that should never have been made sexy. Sure, Halloween is a time to wear skimpy clothes and get no judgment, but there are certain costumes that probably don’t need the sex treatment. Get ready to find a Halloween costume that will get motors revving while also leaving everyone a little confused about their sexuality.

What is your favorite holiday?
- Thanksgiving
- April Fool’s Day
- Halloween
- Christmas
- Arbor Day

What's the best part of Halloween?
- Dressing up
- Playing pranks
- Parties!
- Eating candy
- Meeting puppies who are out trick or treating

How much time do you want to spend on your costume?
- Five minutes
- An hour
- An afternoon
- A couple days
- Weeks

Which of these MUST be included in your perfect date?
- A good conversation
- The perfect kiss
- Mutual weirdness
- A bit of scandal
- Food

What's the best part abut wearing a costume at Halloween?
- Getting to take on a character
- Everyone gets a little bit weird
- You can wear as little clothing as you want
- Scaring people
- People give you free food

Which complimentary word do you like the best?
- Sexy
- Cute
- Bold
- Thicc
- Ethereal and slightly threatening

What's your favorite Halloween movie?
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Paranormal Activity
- Zombieland
- Hocus Pocus
- Beetlejuice

What spooks you the most?
- Other people
- An empty trick or treating bag
- My feelings
- Jump scares
- Stupidity

Which character would you most want to date?
- Chucky
- The Babadook
- Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch
- Count Chocula
- Jack Skellington

What are you most likely to spend your Halloween doing?
- Trick or Treating
- Going to a party
- Watching scary movies with my friends
- Playing games with friends
- A haunted house or other spooky place

Which of your...ahem...assets do you want to show off?
- Boobs
- Butt
- Legs

Which of these is most likely to send you to the hospital on Halloween night?
- Convincing someone else to do something stupid and then riding in the ambulance with them
- Eating so much I need my stomach pumped
- Alcohol poisoning
- Getting in a fight with a raccoon
- Dislocating my arm during a light saber battle

Which of these would ruin your Halloween the fastest?
- Having to stay in with my mom
- No candy
- Having to hang out with kids
- Someone being mean to a black cat
- No one gets my costume

What does your normal fall wardrobe look like?
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You decide you're going to prank one of your roommates for Halloween. Which prank do you use?
- The old classic grapes as eyeballs trick
- Dress up as someone who doesn’t speak and remain silent all night
- Create a gruesome, realistic neck wound and pretend to have been horribly hurt
- Put a spider in someone’s room
- Make caramel “apples” by dipping onions in caramel

How often do you wear costumes?
- You’re lucky if you get me in one on Halloween
- Just on Halloween
- Maybe a couple times a year around Halloween
- I love dressing up, especially if onesies count as a costume.
- I wear costumes all the time! I go to conventions, Renaissance Faires, or other venues where costumes are the norm.

Do you want everyone to like your costume, or is it more for you?
- I want people to like my costume
- I want people to be afraid of my costume
- I don’t really care what people think of my costume

What would your stripper name be?
- Candy
- Crystal
- Diamond
- Raven
- Luscious
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