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#7

Crap, you're about to get a speeding ticket! How do you get out of it?

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  • Flash the cop — wink wink, nudge nudge!

  • Turn on the waterworks

  • The cop is my neighbor! I’ll just make them some cookies

  • Pfft, I’ll just speed off before they can even catch me

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#8

What makes you feel guilty?

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  • When I lie to my friends to get out of going out so I can stay in and watch TV

  • When I yell at my mom

  • When I hang out with my bestie’s ex…again

  • Guilty? I never feel guilty

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#9

Do you worry about the future?

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  • At the moment, my biggest worry is that I didn’t buy enough mac and cheese

  • I wake up in the middle of the night, worrying about finding my soul mate

  • Who doesn’t?

  • Sure, I worry, but I don’t let it affect my mood

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#10

Your friend has been changing their mind about where we should eat for the past hour. You...

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  • Silently shoot daggers at them with my eyes

  • Already ditched them to get my own food!

  • Keep throwing out suggestions

  • Ugh, ignore them; they’re always pulling this selfish crap

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#11

The last emotional thing you experienced was...

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  • A dog food commercial

  • My niece being born last year

  • A Bruno Mars song

  • Uh, I was thrilled when my boss quit?

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#12

Are you a good judge of character?

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  • Yes, I seem to be able to ‘read’ people pretty accurately

  • Usually, but I’ve been wrong in the past

  • I’m not sure, but I think so

  • No — I get played pretty often

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