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It’s been a tumultuous year in the life of Brooklyn Nine-Nine: canceled, picked up, a proposal, a wedding, and a whole lot of goofs. The internet loves Brooklyn Nine-Nine and it’s no secret why: the Nine-Nine is made up of some of our favorite people in all of TV land.
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It’s been a tumultuous year in the life of Brooklyn Nine-Nine: canceled, picked up, a proposal, a wedding, and a whole lot of goofs. The internet loves Brooklyn Nine-Nine and it’s no secret why: the Nine-Nine is made up of some of our favorite people in all of TV land.
From Terry Jeffers, a man who takes manliness to whole new yogurt-fueled heights, to Amy Santiago, the woman your parents warned you about because she will get that promotion before you do and she will be totally amazing while doing so, the Nine-Nine is full of amazing detectives and amazing people.
It would be a lie if any of us said we hadn’t dreamed about being one of those detectives in our favorite precinct. But dream no more, because we’re going to make that fantasy into reality by revealing which Brooklyn Nine-Nine detective you are. Pull out your badge and gun, let’s catch some criminals.
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You get a cold case and you need to find a new clue. Where do you start?
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I go back through every file to see if something got overlooked.
I trust my gut and go back to talk to old witnesses.
I have a good meal. Food always helps me think.
I work another case until a connection occurs to me.
I visit the scene of the crime.
I talk to some of my informants.
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You know there's a new drug on the street, but you don't have evidence yet. How do you get intel?
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I threaten one of the guys I’ve put away a couple of times. He talks easy.
I reach out to my informants on the street with a nice fruit basket.
I do a role play.
I send my dog to sniff it out.
I pose as a street vendor to hear what’s happening on the ground.
I work with my team to look for leads. I work best in a team.
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Which of these things upsets you the most?
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Grammar mistakes
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Bad food
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People who dislike me
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Small talk
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How do you feel about the Halloween heist competition?
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I LIVE FOR IT.
The cost benefit analysis proves that it’s worth it.
I hate it and I won’t participate.
I’m always irritated by games that I can’t win. So I will win.
I love games! But this one tends to pit me against my best friends and I don’t love that.
It’s fun to crush spirits. I’m in.
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How much do you share about yourself with your coworkers?
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One time they figured out my real name and I moved across the city five minutes later.
I like to keep a careful work/personal life boundary, but I share appropriate information as guided by HR.
I share most of my life, but there are a few, ahem, embarrassing things I do I try to keep under wraps.
I share a normal amount.
I will share everything from the experience of my bowel movements yesterday to the way I made love last week. Get ready.
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Would you consider yourself "emotional"?
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Yes, I’m very in touch with my emotions.
People tell me that I’m hard to read. I think I’m an open book.
Sometimes I hide my emotions with humor or rules or work, but when I need to I talk about them.
No
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Do you like to follow the rules?
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Rules are literally my favorite thing.
I can’t actually be bothered to remember the rules I give so few f***s about them.
Rules are important, but sometimes you need to break them.
When there’s a real reason for the rule I’ll follow it, but breaking rules is fun.
Breaking rules makes me anxious.
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Pick an animal.
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Dog
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Cat
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Parrot
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Horse
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What's your favorite food?
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
How can you pick? There are so many amazing options.
Pizza.
I cannot cook, so something easy.
Yogurt.
Meat.
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How do you like to relax after a long day of catching criminals?
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A really good meal.
Working out.
Hitting something.
Chilling at the bar.
Organizing something.
Playing fetch with my dog.
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How do you feel about Jake and Amy getting married?
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They are juvenile and fit each other.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS.
I’m pretty into it.
I’m trying to stay calm, but I’m VERY excited.
I guess it’s cool.
I love them and want them to be happy.
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What is your love life like?
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I’m taking a break for a while.
FIERY.
I’m in a long term relationship. We’ve had some stressors lately though.
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