Can We Guess Your Hogwarts House Based on This Game of 'Would You Rather'?

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"Would you rather" questions can be bizarre, gross, and nonsensical. So, let's kick this off the right way. Would you rather...

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Croak like a frog when you sing
Sound like a clown-horn when you sneeze
Have all your farts sound like jingle bells
Have all your screams sound like polite child-like giggles.

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You've been granted psychic powers! Amazing! Unfortunately, "psychic powers" is a big umbrella, and you're going to need to be more specific. Which ability would you rather have?

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Talk to the dead
Tell the future
Read minds
The ability to tell when someone is lying

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Which eternal hell-scape of a sensation would you rather deal with for your entire life with no relief, no matter what?

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Having a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your mouth
Having paper cuts all over your hands
Having an unpickable booger poking your nose from the inside
Have your ears be constantly struggling to adjust to air pressure

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Congratulations on winning the lottery! The only catch is that you have to spend literally all of your earnings on a single item. What would you rather drop your cash on?

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Mansion
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Luxury car
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Yacht
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A remote, deserted island

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Take a deep breath for this one... Which person would you rather give unrestricted, unfiltered access to your Google search terms and browsing history?

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My employer
My grandparents
Someone I have a crush on/my significant other
My siblings

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Here's a hairy situation to contend with (we had to!). With no middle ground to choose from, would you rather...

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Be completely hairless all over your body with no hope of it ever growing in
Be completely covered in hair like a werewolf, with no hope of ever shaving

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We all have a bit of a social media addiction. Which platform would you rather delete forever, never to log on again?

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Facebook
Twitter
Instagram
I’d keep them all but never look at another YouTube video again.

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Imagine you're lost in the forest with absolutely no resources. You have to survive! What would you rather do first?

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Start eating bugs for nourishment
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Start sharpening sticks so you can hunt game and cook it
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Start eating some questionable wildberries
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Start finding a way to get potable drinking water

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You look like a mess, you smell awful, you're having the worst day. Well, it's about to get worse. Which awful person would you rather run into in this state?

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Your ex
An annoying classmate from high school
The person you didn’t vote for in the 2016 election
The actual clown from It

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If you were to wake up covered head to toe in one sticky substance, which one would you rather un-stick from your body for the rest of the day?

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Chocolate
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Whipped cream
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Peanut butter
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Honey

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The world of Harry Potter is full of all kinds of danger. Which evil being would you rather do battle with?

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Basilisk
Dementor
Dragon
Voldemort himself. Straight up.

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Here's a huge moral quandary for you to close it out. Which less than ideal situation would you rather live with?

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Doing something unspeakably awful, but no one ever hears about it
Doing nothing wrong, but everybody thinking you did something unspeakably awful

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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I loved it!
It was pretty okay.
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Can We Guess Your Hogwarts House Based on This Game of ‘Would You Rather’?

"Would you rather" questions can be bizarre, gross, and nonsensical. So, let's kick this off the right way. Would you rather...

You've been granted psychic powers! Amazing! Unfortunately, "psychic powers" is a big umbrella, and you're going to need to be more specific. Which ability would you rather have?

Which eternal hell-scape of a sensation would you rather deal with for your entire life with no relief, no matter what?

Congratulations on winning the lottery! The only catch is that you have to spend literally all of your earnings on a single item. What would you rather drop your cash on?

Take a deep breath for this one... Which person would you rather give unrestricted, unfiltered access to your Google search terms and browsing history?

Here's a hairy situation to contend with (we had to!). With no middle ground to choose from, would you rather...

We all have a bit of a social media addiction. Which platform would you rather delete forever, never to log on again?

Imagine you're lost in the forest with absolutely no resources. You have to survive! What would you rather do first?

You look like a mess, you smell awful, you're having the worst day. Well, it's about to get worse. Which awful person would you rather run into in this state?

If you were to wake up covered head to toe in one sticky substance, which one would you rather un-stick from your body for the rest of the day?

The world of Harry Potter is full of all kinds of danger. Which evil being would you rather do battle with?

Here's a huge moral quandary for you to close it out. Which less than ideal situation would you rather live with?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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"Would you rather" questions can be bizarre, gross, and nonsensical. So, let's kick this off the right way. Would you rather...

You've been granted psychic powers! Amazing! Unfortunately, "psychic powers" is a big umbrella, and you're going to need to be more specific. Which ability would you rather have?

Which eternal hell-scape of a sensation would you rather deal with for your entire life with no relief, no matter what?

Congratulations on winning the lottery! The only catch is that you have to spend literally all of your earnings on a single item. What would you rather drop your cash on?

Take a deep breath for this one... Which person would you rather give unrestricted, unfiltered access to your Google search terms and browsing history?

Here's a hairy situation to contend with (we had to!). With no middle ground to choose from, would you rather...

We all have a bit of a social media addiction. Which platform would you rather delete forever, never to log on again?

Imagine you're lost in the forest with absolutely no resources. You have to survive! What would you rather do first?

You look like a mess, you smell awful, you're having the worst day. Well, it's about to get worse. Which awful person would you rather run into in this state?

If you were to wake up covered head to toe in one sticky substance, which one would you rather un-stick from your body for the rest of the day?

The world of Harry Potter is full of all kinds of danger. Which evil being would you rather do battle with?

Here's a huge moral quandary for you to close it out. Which less than ideal situation would you rather live with?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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