Choose a Savage Comeback and Find out Which Hot Pepper You Are

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MAMMA MIA – THAT’S A SPICY COMEBACK!

This quiz is a whirlwind journey through the many insults, jeers, and criticisms you deal with on a daily basis. While most of us just grit our teeth and press on, sometimes enough is enough! Standing your ground with a solid comeback is an important skill in Show More

MAMMA MIA – THAT’S A SPICY COMEBACK!

But how do you compose your comebacks? Are you blunt? Witty? Just plain mean? Your answers will help us determine which HOT SPICY PEPPER you are! Many varieties of peppers exist, each with its own signature spicy bite. So how do you measure up to the capsaicin kings? Pour yourself a tall glass of milk and take this quiz to find out!

Whether mild, medium or spicy, the results will surely shock you! If you have a comeback of your own, fire it off in the comments!

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First things first: how spicy do you like it?

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Mild
Medium
Spicy
EXTRA SPICY, BABY!

Craig, the handsome baker, will not you have one of his Almond Croissants because he thinks you're too tubby. What do you say?

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Wow, that really hurts my feelings.
I wouldn’t eat one of your croissants if you paid me.
I’m going to leave a really bad yelp review.
Your croissants taste like construction paper.
This bakery smells like the inside of a sewer.

A crossing guard says, "Do you need help walking?" Ahem?

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No, I think I’ve got it from here.
Aren’t you a little too old to be a boy scout?
Isn’t it time for bingo, grandpa?
No, but maybe you could give me directions so I never see you again.

The UPS guy delivers you a package addressed to "Stupid." Excuse me?

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I think this was meant for your house.
This must be for the neighbors.
This must be for my husband.
Hey, I didn’t order it, but I’ll take it!

The bartender thinks your ordered a Shirley Temple. What do you say?

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I’m glad you think I look so young!
Does it have Vodka in it or do I need to reach behind the bar and grab it myself?
This is exactly what I would order if I looked as dumb as you.
Dump the drink. Leave me the cherry.