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According to some certified old people – people so old that articles are written about how old they are – curse words can help you live longer. Yes, really. First, when you’re growing up, people tell you that you shouldn’t curse. It isn’t polite, dignified, or a particularly resourceful use of one’sShow More
According to some certified old people – people so old that articles are written about how old they are – curse words can help you live longer. Yes, really. First, when you’re growing up, people tell you that you shouldn’t curse. It isn’t polite, dignified, or a particularly resourceful use of one’s vocabulary. Maybe you still feel this way! Everybody has different values… but, people still curse. Why? It’s fun. It feels like you’re breaking a rule when you do it, even if you’re an adult and definitely not going to get grounded for dropping an F-bomb.
Do you have a favorite curse word? You should. Again, maybe you’re a person who doesn’t curse, and that’s fine, but if the meanest thing you’ve ever said is “cotton-headed ninny-muggins,” this may not be the quiz for you. For the rest of you foul-mouthed sailors, let’s find out how your favorite curse words will help you live forever. Potentially. Okay, now f*ck off and get going, you a**holes!

When you think about them, it makes your blood boil. The person you hate the most in this world is a(n)... what?
- Asshole
- Bitch
- Fucker
- Jackass
- Dick
- Choad

Oh no! You got a parking ticket! What do you have to say about that?
- “Goddamnit!”
- “Aw, shit…”
- “Jesus Christ!”
- “OH MY FUCKING GOD”
- “Fucking seriously?!”

You get back in your car and now someone cuts you off on the road! What do you call the person who just made you rage?
- Asshole
- Son of a bitch
- Motherfucker
- Dipshit
- Bastard

Quick! Pick your favorite kind of douche!
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GettyDouche bag
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GettyDouche nozzle
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GettyDouche canoe
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GettyDouche-copter

Cool, now your laptop died just to spite you! Fun! What do you call it?
- Piece of shit
- Dildo
- Limp cock
- Fucking useless
- Bullshit

If you had to pick one, which familial curse word would you say is your favorite?
- Son of a bitch
- Motherfucker

Even if you're not religious, you may have some reservations about this. Once and for all, is "goddamn" a curse word? Yes or no?
- Yes
- No
- No, but you’re still taking the lord’s name in vain, so it’s still bad.

It's no one's proudest moment, but in the heat of an argument, you may have done some name calling. What's the worst thing you've called someone?
- Stupid bitch
- Shit for brains
- Bag of dicks
- Fucking coward

Time to fill in the blank! Fuck __________!
- Fuck off
- Fuck me
- Fuck you
- Fuck head
- Fucker
- Fuck face

There are so many different kinds of asses. You can throw ass on anything and make it a delightful curse word. Which one is your favorite?
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GettyJackass
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GettySmartass
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GettyDumbass
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GettyAss hat

Even potty mouths have boundaries. In your opinion, what's the worst curse word a person could ever say?
- Fuck
- The *gasp* c-word
- Goddamn
- Hell
- Slut
- The curses are fine, but I would never say a slur. (Ex: N word, R word, F word)

Well, that was fun! Now, pick a compound curse word to close out this quiz.
- Bitch-tits
- Shitbag
- Dickweed
- Twatwaffle
- Thundercunt
- Fucknugget

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