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#7

Do you include a moat or other defenses?

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  • Absolutely! A castle must be well defended.

  • Only what’s necessary.

  • Definitely not. It interrupts how the castle looks.

  • Probably not the standard moat or arrow slits, but I’d try to include some way to keep people safe.

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#8

How many towers do you have in your castle?

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  • One really big one.

  • SO MANY!

  • None.

  • Just a couple strategically placed ones.

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#9

Some castles are all about opulence and design. Other castles are practical. Where does yours fall?

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  • Mine is absolutely an opulent, beautiful castle.

  • Somewhere in the middle: touches of elegance, but still practical.

  • Mine is for practical living.

  • Mine is all about defense.

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#10

Is your castle an exclusive joint, or is it more of a small town contained within walls?

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  • There are definitely all kinds of people inside contributing to the community.

  • It’s not practical to have so many people, so it would be limited to the very elite.

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#11

How many gates will your castle have?

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  • Just one. Easier to defend.

  • One, but it will be huge and showy.

  • One on each side, for ease of access.

  • More than two.

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#12

Which crest is pictured on the flag you fly above your castle?

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