Ready to Be Blown Away? Design a Cheese Plate and We Will Guess Your Age and Height.

As you know, your choice in cheese can say a lot about you. We are asking you to design a cheese plate, and from your selections, we will be able to guess your age and height. Do you prefer soft or hard cheeses? Funky blues or creamy bries? Or maybe you like a little variety on your cheese plate. AnShow More

As you know, your choice in cheese can say a lot about you. We are asking you to design a cheese plate, and from your selections, we will be able to guess your age and height. Do you prefer soft or hard cheeses? Funky blues or creamy bries? Or maybe you like a little variety on your cheese plate. And of course, cheese is far from the only element of a successful cheese plates. Where do you stand on cured meats? Olives? Dried fruit and nuts? Fresh fruit if you’re feeling freaky? How about honey or jams? And what do you use as a vessel for your cheese consumption? Do you prefer crusty bread or crunchy crackers? Your selections will reveal a lot about you. Are you young and vibrant like burrata or aged and shriveled like dried fruit? This quiz will ask you all about cheese, and then we’ll reveal something about you!

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First off, which vessel will you use to eat your cheese?

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  • Crusty bread or crackers
  • Cheese doesn’t need a vessel. …I’m just going to eat the cheese.
  • Meat of some sort!
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