Get Through This Date From Hell and We’ll Give You a Hilarious Breakup Line

Emily Johnson

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Agreeing to go on a blind date is pretty much the worst thing you can do to yourself. You’re nervous, uncomfortable, and totally unsure of yourself…and that’s before the other person even shows up! Everyone has their fair share of bad date stories, so what’s yours? Did they completely stand you up? Or, were they so late that when they finally showed up you were ready to leave? Did they get a big chunk of food stuck in their teeth during dinner? Or were too preoccupied with their phone to even pay any attention to you? And what about meeting up with someone who you met on an online dating website? Have they ever shown up looking TOTALLY different than the person in their pictures?

This quiz will ask you to react to a blind date from hell. Then, based on your answers, we’ll give you a hilarious breakup line to use when your relationship has reached the point of no return. Ready to start this date? Put on your best outfit and let’s go!

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You show up for drinks, and your date is late. Like, really late. What do you do?

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Text your friend to complain.
Start devising an escape plan.
You’re furious, so you do a shot to try to calm down.

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They finally show up after an hour, and look nothing like the pictures they posted online. You...

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Make a comment about how different they looked online.
Say nothing and try to mask your anger.
Discreetly look up their profile to make sure you’re meeting with the right person.

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They don't apologize for their lateness and order themselves a drink. What do you do?

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Ask them to get you a drink, too.
Call them out on being late in a (mostly) jokey way.
Demand an apology and make your anger known.

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You date gets a phone call and proceeds to chat loudly in front of you for the next 15 minutes. How do you react?

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Browse Facebook on your phone until they’re done.
Loudly clear your throat and roll your eyes.
Call your closest friend and have a loud conversation about how rude your date is.

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When they finally get off the phone, the waiter comes and brings your date's food, but not yours. They proceed to wolf it down without waiting for you. You...

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Ask them how they’re enjoying their meal.
Make an offhand comment about how hungry you are.
Grab your fork and start eating off their plate.

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Your food finally comes, but your date is already finished and sits on their phone while you eat. What do you do?

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Make chit chat to try to make things less awkward.
Make passive-aggressive comments about how interesting their phone must be.
Pull out your own phone and eat in silence.

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You're done eating, and your (obviously drunk) date orders two more drinks: Both for them. You...

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Pull the waiter aside and order two drinks of your own.
Make a joke about what a serious drinker they are.
Make a serious comment about how they probably don’t need any more to drink.

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Oh, great! They spill one of their drinks on you. How do you react?

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Try not to make a big deal out of it.
Laugh it off and make jokes about them paying your dry cleaning bill.
Get visibly upset and yell at them for being so careless.

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Your conversation quickly turns into them talking about how great their ex is...for 30 minutes straight. You...

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Nod and smile while fantasizing about just getting up and leaving.
Try to change the topic to something less uncomfortable.
Ask why they broke up with them if they’re clearly still in love with them.

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The bill comes, and your date asks you to pay because they're "a little short." You...

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Say “sure” and secretly vow to never go on another blind date again.
Say “Yes, but you’re planning on paying me back, right?”
Pay for your own meal and drinks and refuse to cover theirs.

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Your phone rings, and your date snaps at you for not turning it off before the date. What do you say?

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Turn it off and start thinking of excuses to leave early.
Make a joke about how you weren’t aware there would be so many rules.
Call them out for being on their phone constantly and refuse to turn it off

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You realize that your date has a huge piece of spinach in their teeth. Do you tell them?

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Try to ignore it…
Point it out, but in as nice a way as possible.
Don’t tell them about it out of spite.

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They talk endlessly about themselves and never once ask you a single question. What do you do?

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Try to interject with snippets about yourself when you can.
Nod without listening and check your watch every 5 minutes.
Interrupt their 100th boring story to ask if they’re even slightly curious about learning more about you.

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They're rude to the waiter when he comes to ask if you'd like anything else. You...

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Apologize to the waiter on their behalf.
Try to laugh it off and secretly plan on leaving a BIG tip.
Demand that they apologize to the waiter.

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You notice that they're texting someone else the entire time you've been talking. You...

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Try to brush it off and not let it bother you.
Jokingly ask if they’re texting their ex.
Demand to know who they’re talking to.

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Suddenly, they announce they have to go to the bathroom and get up and leave. What do you do while they're gone?

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Text your BFF about “the worst date of your life.”
Find the exit and try to decide whether you should make a run for it.
Plan out how you’re going to tell them off when they come back.

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Ten minutes later you spot them at the bar chatting up someone else. You...

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Ask them who their new friend is.
Throw a drink in their face.
Find someone cute at the bar and start talking to them.

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They lean in for a kiss you before you say goodbye. How do you react?

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Politely tell them you’re not interested in a kiss goodnight.
Avoid the kiss and offer a handshake instead.
Shove them away and leave.

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You show up for drinks, and your date is late. Like, really late. What do you do?

They finally show up after an hour, and look nothing like the pictures they posted online. You...

They don't apologize for their lateness and order themselves a drink. What do you do?

You date gets a phone call and proceeds to chat loudly in front of you for the next 15 minutes. How do you react?

When they finally get off the phone, the waiter comes and brings your date's food, but not yours. They proceed to wolf it down without waiting for you. You...

Your food finally comes, but your date is already finished and sits on their phone while you eat. What do you do?

You're done eating, and your (obviously drunk) date orders two more drinks: Both for them. You...

Oh, great! They spill one of their drinks on you. How do you react?

Your conversation quickly turns into them talking about how great their ex is...for 30 minutes straight. You...

The bill comes, and your date asks you to pay because they're "a little short." You...

Your phone rings, and your date snaps at you for not turning it off before the date. What do you say?

You realize that your date has a huge piece of spinach in their teeth. Do you tell them?

They talk endlessly about themselves and never once ask you a single question. What do you do?

They're rude to the waiter when he comes to ask if you'd like anything else. You...

You notice that they're texting someone else the entire time you've been talking. You...

Suddenly, they announce they have to go to the bathroom and get up and leave. What do you do while they're gone?

Ten minutes later you spot them at the bar chatting up someone else. You...

They lean in for a kiss you before you say goodbye. How do you react?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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