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FACT: Action movies rule. Look no further than every Marvel or Fast And The Furious movie (from Fast Five on) for reference. Even the worst action movie is still better than the best historical drama. “But wait!” you might say, “What about ‘Braveheart?’ Why was it so good?” Easy, BECAUSEShow More
FACT: Action movies rule. Look no further than every Marvel or Fast And The Furious movie (from Fast Five on) for reference. Even the worst action movie is still better than the best historical drama. “But wait!” you might say, “What about ‘Braveheart?’ Why was it so good?” Easy, BECAUSE IT WAS ALSO AN ACTION MOVIE.
Look at the top ten highest grossing films of all time. What do they all have in common? Boom, they’re all action movies (and “Titanic,” written and directed by one of the greatest action movie filmmakers of all time, so it still counts). Subtitles? That’s like paying money to do homework. Complex relationship drama? That’s what “Vanderpump Rules” is for.
So strap in, get psyched, and answer these questions to tell us the plot of your ideal action movie and we’ll tell you who the star should be….TO THE EXTREME!!!!!

Every action movie starts with someone or something in great peril. Who or what is in danger in your action movie?
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Your Significant Other
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The Government
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The Entire World
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Yourself

What are they in danger from?
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Aliens
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Asteroids
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Diabolical Supervillain
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Ninjas
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Biker Gangs
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Bionuclear Weapons

When danger calls, only one person is on the other line, using their _____ to save the day.
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Brute Strength
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Superpowers
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Martial Arts Skills
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Stealth And Cunning

Let's not forget their trusty sidekick!
- A grizzled mentor/father figure.
- An identical twin.
- A wise-cracking partner.
- A witness they’ve been sworn to protect.
- Even more superheroes!
- No sidekick necessary. They kick butt alone.

Your action movie will contain more of these per minute than any other movie in history.
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Epic Car Chases
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Insane Fight Sequences
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Huge Explosions
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Slow-Motion Doves

How many henchmen does your hero need to go through to get to the main bad guy?
- 1-10
- 11-20
- 21-30
- 31-50
- 50-100
- 100+

What is your action hero best known for?
- Incredible Overacting
- Epic One-Liners
- Being Ridiculously Good Looking
- Unparalleled Charisma
- Breakdancing Prowess
- Perennial “Tough Guy” Award Winner

Saving the day doesn't always pay the bills. In your action movie, what's the hero's day job?
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Cop
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Socialite
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Club Owner
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Scientist
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Mercenary
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Lifeguard

Where does the epic climactic battle take place?
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On Top Of A Skyscraper
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In Outer Space
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Back-Alley
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The Middle Of The Jungle

How long would it take to pack in all this action?
- Under 90 minutes – Backstory and dialogue are irrelevant. Non-stop action, tons of explosions, and plenty of time for dinner afterwards.
- 90-120 minutes – Your characters have a half hour of non-buttkicking related activity before the unbridled mayhem ensues.
- 120+ minutes – Get ready for an epic. What’s better than an hour of chases, fights, and explosions? TWO HOURS of chases, fights, and explosions!

"They thought it was over. It was just the beginning." How many sequels are you willing to let the studios make of your action movie?
- None. The original movie has everything. If people want more, they can just watch this one again.
- Only one, and it surpass the original and go down as the greatest sequel made, but that’s it.
- As many as possible. Is releasing a sequel once a month too much? These are basically licenses to print money.

Is the movie really over when the credits roll or will you sneak in a post-credits scene?
- Nah, who wants to sit through all of the credits?
- Yes! Gotta set up the next movie with a teaser. The movie’s not over until the lights come on in the theater.

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