We'll Reveal How Long You'd Last on The Bachelor

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You're already off to a bad start. They're running over 15 minutes late. They just text you "be there soon!" you text back:

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“sure no prob take your time”
“trouble finding parking? there’s a garage down the street.”
“but what’s your actual eta on the gps?”
“if traffic sucks let’s just reschedule”
“you have 5 more min – then i’m leaving”
Text nothing and just leave

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And now they're here! In your dream hell-scape, what's the worst thing that could happen to make this first impression truly suck?

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They're underdressed
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BAD BREATH
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They look nothing like their picture
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They're overly affectionate right off the bat

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Your date will not get off his phone for anything! RUDE. What do you do?

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Break out your phone, catch up on your e-mails.
Ask what’s so interesting on there
Offer your phone to show them a video of a kitty and turtle that are friends.
Politely let them know that it bothers you
Grab their phone and shut it off or drop it in your water, whatever moves me.

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Now your date has started bragging all about themselves. They're super egotistical, materialistic, and shallow. Gross. How do you feel? What do you do?

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It’s not ideal, but it’s not a total deal breaker
It depends on what they’re bragging about. Their job? They get a pass. Literal things? GET A LIFE!
Remind them that life isn’t about money or material posessions
Wink, and ask what they’d like to buy you as a present
Am I supposed to feel bad about it? That’s a turn on!

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Cool, now let's just add the world's worst table manners to this mix. Don't dry heave! What do you want to do next?

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Give them your napkin
Tell them they have something on their face
Go “excuse you!” after they belch loudly
Dig into a giant stack of baby back ribs and buffalo wings. When in Rome!
It’s fine, but we draw the line at them eating off of my plate
Sheepishly mouth “sorry” to the server

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Nothing's technically wrong, but they're ONLY talking about themselves. And they won't stop talking! Fix this! What's your move?

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Interject with fun stories about you and your life
Ask them follow up questions. Maybe they’ll take the hint?
Zone out but still pepper the conversation with key phrases like “Really?” and “That’s crazy!”
Ignore them, do something else

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The dreaded awkward silence. You two have zero chemistry and the conversation has died a painful death. Resuscitate this date now! What do you do?

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Take up the mantle and talk at length about something you’re an expert on
Ask them questions to get the conversation flowing again
Make small talk. The weather, the restaurant you’re at, literally anything, just keep talking!
Start chatting to the table next to you, even if it’s just to ask for ketchup. We need some backup assistance!
Get on your phone where people actually talk back to you

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FINALLY! ONE OF YOU HAS GONE TO THE BATHROOM! A private moment to yourself. Take out your phone. You do what?

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Play a game
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Check social media
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Text a friend to come bail you out
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Look up another place to go. A change of scenery might do the trick.

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Your date just casually insulted something you love very dearly. Let's get ourselves out of this mess, shall we? What do you say?

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Say that you love it and you’re sorry they don’t feel the same way
Throw down and get into a heated debate
Ask them more about why they hate it
Double back and say you were never that into it in the first place

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They've gone really gung-ho talking about your future together: meeting their parents, if you want kids, those kids' names. YIKES! Now what?

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Casually remind them that it’s only the first date and you’ll just see where it goes from there
Say sure why not… as long as they play their cards right
Say you’ll table this conversation for a year down the road in this relationship
Say that you’re not sure how they want you to respond to this. Just put it out there!
Change the subject!!!

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Some dates can't be saved. What's your number one hard and fast deal breaker? There's no coming back from this one.

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Opposing political views
Rude to waitstaff
Openly prejudiced or biased towards other
Interrupting
Them getting sloppy drunk
Complainers! They suck.

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Bail! Bail out now! You have to leave this date ASAP. What's your excuse that you give your date?

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You have an early morning tomorrow (that isn’t real).
You have to go home and feed your pet (that you don’t have).
You have some work to get done (that can wait for next week).
You have to go to another event (that doesn’t exist).
You’re so tired that you have to go to bed (and stay up all night watching Netflix).
Your friend is having an emergency (then go gossip about this nightmare date at your friend’s place).

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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I loved it!
It was pretty okay.
Not great…

The Bachelor Is One Long Awkward Date, So Go On These Disaster Dates & We’ll Tell You How Long You’d Last On The Show!

You're already off to a bad start. They're running over 15 minutes late. They just text you "be there soon!" you text back:

And now they're here! In your dream hell-scape, what's the worst thing that could happen to make this first impression truly suck?

Your date will not get off his phone for anything! RUDE. What do you do?

Now your date has started bragging all about themselves. They're super egotistical, materialistic, and shallow. Gross. How do you feel? What do you do?

Cool, now let's just add the world's worst table manners to this mix. Don't dry heave! What do you want to do next?

Nothing's technically wrong, but they're ONLY talking about themselves. And they won't stop talking! Fix this! What's your move?

The dreaded awkward silence. You two have zero chemistry and the conversation has died a painful death. Resuscitate this date now! What do you do?

FINALLY! ONE OF YOU HAS GONE TO THE BATHROOM! A private moment to yourself. Take out your phone. You do what?

Your date just casually insulted something you love very dearly. Let's get ourselves out of this mess, shall we? What do you say?

They've gone really gung-ho talking about your future together: meeting their parents, if you want kids, those kids' names. YIKES! Now what?

Some dates can't be saved. What's your number one hard and fast deal breaker? There's no coming back from this one.

Bail! Bail out now! You have to leave this date ASAP. What's your excuse that you give your date?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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You're already off to a bad start. They're running over 15 minutes late. They just text you "be there soon!" you text back:

And now they're here! In your dream hell-scape, what's the worst thing that could happen to make this first impression truly suck?

Your date will not get off his phone for anything! RUDE. What do you do?

Now your date has started bragging all about themselves. They're super egotistical, materialistic, and shallow. Gross. How do you feel? What do you do?

Cool, now let's just add the world's worst table manners to this mix. Don't dry heave! What do you want to do next?

Nothing's technically wrong, but they're ONLY talking about themselves. And they won't stop talking! Fix this! What's your move?

The dreaded awkward silence. You two have zero chemistry and the conversation has died a painful death. Resuscitate this date now! What do you do?

FINALLY! ONE OF YOU HAS GONE TO THE BATHROOM! A private moment to yourself. Take out your phone. You do what?

Your date just casually insulted something you love very dearly. Let's get ourselves out of this mess, shall we? What do you say?

They've gone really gung-ho talking about your future together: meeting their parents, if you want kids, those kids' names. YIKES! Now what?

Some dates can't be saved. What's your number one hard and fast deal breaker? There's no coming back from this one.

Bail! Bail out now! You have to leave this date ASAP. What's your excuse that you give your date?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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