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Joe Goldberg is a special guy. He’s charming, charismatic, funny, smart, and oh yeah…he’s also a murderer. But you probably won’t know that until it’s too late and you’re already trapped in his glass box, waiting for your eventual demise.
Of course, Joe doesn’t go for just anyone: iShow More
Joe Goldberg is a special guy. He’s charming, charismatic, funny, smart, and oh yeah…he’s also a murderer. But you probably won’t know that until it’s too late and you’re already trapped in his glass box, waiting for your eventual demise.
Of course, Joe doesn’t go for just anyone: in order to catch his eye, you have to be quite a catch. Someone with that special little something that makes you interesting, a little bit of vulnerability for him to exploit, and no awareness of just how pretty you are.
Do you think you’d be the kind of person who draws Joe in? Will you be the center of his obsession? And if you do draw him in, will you manage to survive his deadly affection? This quiz will find out if you have the type of personality that makes Joe turn your way, and if you can escape once you’ve caught his eye. Find out if you’ll survive…
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Joe is a big fan of books. what's your favorite book?
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50 Shades of Grey
To the Lighthouse
Snowcrash
The Night Circus
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When Joe first sees a woman, he tends to size her up by her clothes...what would you wear?
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Flowy red dress
T-Shirt
T-Shirt dress
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Athleisure
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We all know that Joe is a hopeless romantic. What kind of romantic gesture would win you over?
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I’d love to come home to a nice meal
A late night sharing our most vulnerable secrets
A whirlwind vacation to Paris
An intimate proposal
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What kind of guy is your type?
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I want a guy who’s smart, funny, and well-read
I want a partner who respects me, is open with his feelings, and kind
I like a sporty, active kind of a guy with a lot of friends
I have a tendency to go for bad boys…and it bites me in the butt
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Relationships are all about communication. How much do you share with your partner?
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It takes me a while to open up, but when I do I share a lot
I’m an open book. I share everything
I think it’s important to keep some things to myself. I share what’s necessary.
I share what’s going to make our relationship stronger, and keep the other parts to myself
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How much do you share on social media? Joe needs to get a pulse on who you are.
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I don’t have social media
I post every now and then on Facebook
I have an active presence on Twitter, and share a bit on Insta and Facebook
TikTok is LIFE
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Would you ever cheat on your partner?
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Absolutely not
I don’t really subscribe to monogamy
I did once…
I would never get caught cheating
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What do you do to keep yourself busy during your downtime?
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Painting
Reading
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Working out
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Knitting
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Joe has a bit of a type. What color is your hair?
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Blonde
Brunette
Redhead
Black hair
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Answer this riddle: you have eight identical balls, but one is slightly heavier than the others. You have a balance scale that will tell you if one is heavier than the other. What is the least number of times you can use the scale to determine the heavier ball?
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2
3
4
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Which of these words would you use to describe yourself in a relationship?
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Fun
Loyal
Dramatic
Stable
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Let's say you make a mistake in your relationship. How do you handle it?
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I hide it
I own up to it with my partner
I get really defensive and shift the blame
I just apologize endlessly
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Describe your style of flirting to see if you'd attract Joe's attention.
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I’m pretty laid back, I just chat
I get very handsy
I like really traditional flirting: a bit of double entendre or a pickup line
I like to be very witty and play mind games
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You get into a new relationship. Are you one of those people who disappears from your friendships, or do you keep up all your other relationships?
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I get completely subsumed by a new relationship
No, I stick around for my friends
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If you met Joe, what's the first thing you'd say?
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Hey…do you work here?
Could you help me find some Dostoyevsky?
Here’s my number
I would NOT talk to him. Heck no!
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Let's say you find out what Joe has really done. What would you do?
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Go straight to the cops
Confront him
Try to help him
Immediately get as far away as possible
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How would you try to get out of the glass box?
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I’d talk my way out
I’d smash my way out
I’d bring a weapon with me to get out
I’d just give up. I’m never getting out!
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Which of these traits is Joe most likely to dislike you for?
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