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Mmmmm….pasta. It’s the ultimate comfort food. It’s so diverse that anyone can find a flavor combination that they like, and it’s so easy to make that even the most novice cook can pull it off and impress their guests. Everyone has their own unique favorite when it comes to pasta dishes, so what’s Show More
Mmmmm….pasta. It’s the ultimate comfort food. It’s so diverse that anyone can find a flavor combination that they like, and it’s so easy to make that even the most novice cook can pull it off and impress their guests. Everyone has their own unique favorite when it comes to pasta dishes, so what’s yours? Do you love to load your pasta bowls up with veggies for a healthy spin? Or are you all about adding as much spice as possible? Are the creamier tomato sauces your topping of choice? Or is your number one favorite still, unapologetically, a simple bowl of macaroni and cheese? (We don’t blame you. Ours is, too. How can you go wrong with mac and cheese?)
This quiz will ask you to assemble your ideal bowl of pasta, from the sauce to the spices. Then, based on your creation, we’ll predict how long you’ll live. Ready to hear your carbohydrate fate? Grab a fork and an appetite and let’s get started!

Time for pasta! First off, pick your pasta:
- Spaghetti
- Penne
- Tortellini
- Macaroni
- Linguine
- Fettuccine

Throw in a veggie:
- Zucchini
- Tomatoes
- Mushrooms
- Bell peppers

Throw in another veggie:
- Eggplant
- Corn
- Brussels sprouts
- Onions

Throw in a protein:
- Bacon
- Grilled Chicken
- Diced ham
- Tofu

Throw in another protein:
- Chickpeas
- Steak
- Hard boiled eggs
- Black beans

Time for cheese! Pick a type:
- Goat cheese
- Parmesan
- Romano
- Cheddar

Add more cheese:
- Mozzarella
- Gouda
- Swiss
- Feta

Now time to make your sauce. What's the base?
- Olive oil
- Crushed tomatoes
- Tomato puree
- Cream

How spicy do you want your sauce?
- Not spicy at all
- Somewhat spicy
- So spicy my eyes water and my nose runs!

What do you want the overall flavor to be?
- Creamy
- Cheesy
- Tomato-y
- Garlic-y

Throw in some herbs:
- Basil
- Parsley
- Oregano
- Thyme

Pick another herb:
- Tarragon
- Coriander
- Bay leaf
- Sage

What spice do you add?
- Italian seasoning
- Cumin
- Salt and pepper
- Garlic salt

Add another spice:
- Chili powder
- Paprika
- Garlic
- Dill seed

Pick a side to have with your pasta:
- Soup
- Salad
- Fruit
- Cheese plate

Pick some bread to have with your pasta:
- Dinner roll
- Focaccia
- Rye bread
- Breadstick

What plate will you eat it off of?
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Who are you dining with?
- Friends
- Family
- Significant other
- Just me
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