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We can’t forget about protein! Which meat are you hungry for?


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  • Pepperoni

  • Ham

  • Ground beef

  • Sausage

  • Bacon

  • Chicken

  • No meat, please.



Eat your vegetables! Which veggie do you want on your pizza?


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  • Onions

  • Green peppers

  • Mushrooms

  • Eggplant

  • Zucchini

  • Broccoli

  • No vegetables, please.



No pizza is complete without a third topping! Which do you choose to top it all off?


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  • Pineapple

  • Green onion

  • Spinach

  • Garlic

  • Basil

  • More meat

  • My pizza doesn’t need any more stuff.



This sounds delicious. Do you get a sauce to dip your pizza in?


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  • Marinara

  • Alfredo

  • Ranch

  • BBQ

  • Honey mustard

  • Cream of mushroom

  • No dipping sauce for me, thanks.



The right accompaniment can make a masterpiece. Which goes with your pizza?


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    Chicken wings



Time to wash it all down! Which is your pizza drink of choice?


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  • Coke or Pepsi

  • Root beer

  • Iced tea

  • 7-Up

  • Wine

  • Beer



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